What you're looking at is security tape footage of Lindsay Lohan at a Washington D.C. club where Samantha Ronson recently DJ'ed. Highlights include: Recovering alcoholic Lindsay pouring herself vodka and Red Bulls; some lesbian making out - or heterosexual. Who knows?; more making out which is obviously interrupting Lindsay's texting (Gawd); and, finally, like every single night since Lindsay's been 12, a coke deal. *sniff* She's still mommy's little angel...
